Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Face Off! Now with less Nicolas Cage.

My last post was asking for hero matchups...no one posted anything...

Oh, well, I suppose I can put a few of my own.

Dr. Strange vs. Aquaman - 

Ok...didn't really prepare for something of this magnitude to start with. How would someone who's only power is calling fish gonna stand up to the some one of the mystic arts? I guess he could try to poke him in the face with a puffer fish or something.... Flying octopus of doom? Dr. Strange would probably stare at Aquaman very angrily then banish him to the null-zone. 

Winner - Dr. Strange

Harley Quinn vs. Lady Deathstryke -

Battle of the psycho-bitch sidekicks... A nerd's true dream. OK, Harley has all the nifty gadgets and gizmo's that she got from the Joker. That make's her pretty deadly, or at least, fatally annoying. Lady Deathstryke is a cybernetic she-terminator with a serious processor chip on her shoulder. They'd start duking it out, possibly with Harley hittin her with the freakin acid squirting flower gag. This would piss off the robot lady who would attempt to perforate the jester and quickly meet her end via electro shock handshake device.

Winner - Harley Quinn

Iceman (Bobby Drake) vs. Mr. Freeze

Teen with inherant ice powers faces off against a psychotic doctor who kinda fell into his schtick. Mr. Freeze would try to fire off a witty one liner, which would probably be something like, "ICE to see you." *facepalm* any way, Mr. Freeze fires off his big ass freeze cannon, which, by definition would only make Iceman stronger. Iceman absorbs the blast until the gun runs out of "diamond power" (Thanks for that one DC) and then punches Freeze in the face repeatedly while Freeze cries about "his Maria"....

Winner - Iceman

Riddler Vs. Mysterio

Some doof with the unfortunate name Eddie Nigma (Freakin DC...) faces off against a special effects nerd named Quenton Beck (And Marvel does no better...) Riddler doesn't really do anything... except maybe confuse the crap outta people. "I'm going to strangle you. To find out with what you must solve this riddle. What gets wetter the more it dries?!" Then he runs away and hides in a closet. Mysterio pulls off the whole "Wizard of Oz" bit and makes an effort to at least  kill Riddler. Neither would get anywhere due to their fighting style being to sucker people in with traps where in they kill themselves...

Winner - DRAW

More as I think of them.

EXCELSIOR!

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