Ok, the Elegant Elementalist has something to talk about this time. I've been cruising the interwebs and talking to anyone who wasn't a bot, or didn't try to start a flame war with me. I find I'm really starting to get pissed off at these ignorant people, who for just the hell of it, start arguments online. It's stupid. How empty and useless is your life, that you decide, "Hey! I'm gonna go online and call some random person gay! Yeah that seems like a good idea!" These people are a scourge on the internet and should all be beaten with sticks. Or, just put them all in the same chat room with all the bots. They can flame and spam all they like and leave us superior minded humans alone.
Oh, and another thing! What is with all these people online with names like Darkone4883 or Being_of_Shadows82? Ye gods, how many people do you actually think are gonna believe you are a demon, or even remotely evil. Think about this, all you goth wannabes: If your online name ends in a number exceeding two digits, you are not original, you are not gothic, you are not a demon, you are living at home with your mom. You are probably online at a library, your mom brought you, and you're named Trevor or Cody or Evan. Same goes for the "Gothic Lifestyle" Just because you wear black clothes, black makeup, and shop at Hot Topic does not, I repeat DOES NOT MAKE YOU GOTH! Even shortening the word is stupid. It's Gothic! How lazy are you that you can't even pronounce the "ic"? Besides, being gothic doesn't mean you pretend to be a tortured soul who no one understands. Take your lithium, wear something less monochromatic, and get some sun. Otherwise you just look like a 1940's clown who didn't try hard enough to look funny.
Ok, enough from me. Until next time!
EXCELSIOR!
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